CNN just read Linton’s “apology” her publicist put out. Anderson Cooper said “Why does the treasury secretary’s wife need a publicist?” I love Anderson.

Congrats on your citizenship tomorrow! We’re glad to have you!

Here’s the best explanation I could come up with for this book: she didn’t think Africans (all citizens in all 54 countries) had the Internet; she didn’t think they knew how to read; and she didn’t think anyone else knew* or cared about anything related to Zambia so she thought she could get away with this bullshit.

The actress, whose most high-profile role to date is a 2007 appearance on “CSI: NY,”

I wish I could give you an extra star for your screen name!

I’m not sure Calista was an adulterer. Not sure she was married at the time and I’m too lazy to look it up. She was however...A MISTRESS!!! before she was a third wife. Nothing says devout Catholic better than being a married man’s side piece.

Right?!?! It’s taken me 25 years to get my citizenship (tomorrow!!) and they’ve only been married two months! I still can’t call this “MY government” and I grew up here.

Or they flaunt in ways that are inscrutable to poor plebeians like us. There’s a very dry documentary on haute couture and it has an interview with a woman who says that she won’t wear anything from a design house if a celebrity has worn their clothes because that’s a form of advertising.

Do we even know if she was actually wearing those designers’ goods? That instagram photo was taken awfully far away.

Darling, take a lesson from the nerd culture: only other shallow douches like you care about your designer shit.

For someone who married into wealth and US citizenship, she’s awfully clear about how much she personally sacrifices for the country. I thought people didn’t get automatic visas and citizenship from marriage anymore. Silly me, that must be for poor folks.

Wait, if they aren’t giving her free stuff, how is she supposed to get it?? She doesn’t have any (of her husband’s) money leftover after they pay all their taxes (sacrifices)!

“So what do you do for a living?”

It was an attempted fake news pun that could have used more work

This is why I’m grey. Poor quality control.

The snake that swallowed the sun yesterday!

Jezebel is Snake News!

lol... reminds me of a terrible story my coworker told me.
He one brought his 4 year old daughter to the park and was pushing her up and down on the See-saw... all of a sudden she yells at full volume “DADDY! YOU’RE HURTING MY VAGINA!!!!”... not once... but twice.

It’s because of people like Clovis that I feel like I have to announce my innocence wherever I go.

i usually hate to comment on people’s looks but goddamn if this dude doesn’t look like penn jillette ate teller whole