This one is my favorite

If there is really ‘nothing to see here,’ he should release the documents that the American people know he isn’t profiting from his office. He could even simply show them to a select group if he does not wish the specifics go public.

You can’t pick a fucking side - IN THE MIDDLE?! - and you think anyone cares what you think? Bitch, bye.

My heart bleeds. And your language is out of line. He acts like Hitler; he looks like a Cheeto. Ergo: Cheeto Hitler Please don’t try to police my language — you are unqualified to do that, Mr. I Can’t Type One Paragraph Without Using Two Swear Words. Geez.

For fullness, I hope you went over to Breitbart and told them the same thing since name-calling is something all sides are doing right now.

I bet 45 uses the door like a fucking peasant.

Did you know he also knows a lot of words? The best words, actually.

He’s one of the most successful businessmen in the world. Maybe in the universe. Probably the galaxy.

It’s illegal to claim Putin as a dependent tho.

And the opening about being “desperate for ratings” is a giveaway too. No one is as obsessed with ratings as he is.

And oh lord the right are in full defense already

It’s not fucking illegal for her to release your leaked taxes, you jacknut.

Y’all know damn well Trump wrote that pathetic statement. “Totally illegal” my fucking ass

Totally. They make my ass look fire emoji. Mom jeans life is the only life.

the best part about the highwaisted jean trend is a reprieve from seeing everyone’s goddamned whale tail

Preach. I’m not sitting down and having my waistband hit my (rather small) tits EVER AGAIN!

No! What a dumb idea. It’s a cardigan!

what the ever loving fuck? I wear a cardi when I’m chilly. Why would I want the shoulders cut out?

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

One of the very few fun parts about being old is watching the Youts wear all the stupid shit you once thought was cool. The 80s were stupid, and you shouldn’t copy us, kids. Learn from Steph’s Aqua Net Black Lung.