Well played!

I’m only 34 so I’m less decomposed. But I died in the Bowling Green Massacre, so I’ve been decomposing since the 35th of Febtober in the year of our Lord two thousand six hundred ninety eleventy four.

To be fair, the plane contains a lot of plastic and has to be rebuilt every few years - just how Donald likes his women.

I think Steve Jobs should not draw a salary because he is dead.

Don’t do it. I’ve been 31 all year and now I just have boxes for feet and moss for hair. It’s really sad.

I’m 31 in a few weeks and I’m keeping four of my toes on with duct tape and a sock, and frankly I’m afraid to take the sock off at this point.

Mmm yes good point, I forgot there’s literally no middle ground between our current system and Venezuela.

I was sad when that happened to me, but then I thought of all those beautiful planes out there and I felt better. 30 years is not too many for a plane, thank god.

I just turned 32 and the other day one of my arms fell off.

My favorite are the people who think that because they have a white collar job that their job will never be outsourced or automated. It should be a gas when those people are looking enviously at the person flipping burgers at McD’s.

Is THIS world your ideal world? The one where veterans get treated poorly, there isn’t nearly enough mental health services, in parts of the country they have no drinkable water, and let’s not forget a mentally unstable maniac runs the country and just might get us all killed.

His tiny little hands could never ... grip the throttle? Open the cabin door? Stow the luggage in the overhead bin? I’m lost....

That and he supposedly has a small penis, Plane likes big penis, sad.

Word. I also expect that in HamNo’s ideal world, as in mine, those more realistically paid CEOs would more frequently reflect the actual composition of the broader population in their genders, races, socio-economic backgrounds, etc. And that “competence” is redefined in everyone’s subconscious to not automatically…

And paying a worker $15/hr will make your Big Mac cost $20, except that’s not true either.

Yes, isn’t it crazy to think that we, in the most prosperous nation in the world, at the most prosperous moment of human history, might spread our prosperity around to all people instead of hoarding it in Panamanian banks? SO WEIRD.

There is a culture of collusion between boards of directors (often CEOs or former CEOs of other companies) and top management to make sure everyone gets lots of money COMPLETELY REGARDLESS of how the company performs. This is not wild-eyed imaginings, it is fact. Plenty of CEOs have driven companies into the ground…

Are you under the impression that someone in this world was not aware that CEO stood for chielf executive officer?

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

We don’t need an ideal world, just a better one than what we have now. I imagine part of that involves restricting the pay of smarmy, gladhanding assholes who provide, what? Leadership, I guess.