He runs through my mind every time I drive through Oklahoma. I’m not his type, but if there’s an environment that made him comfortable trying to get away with rape so many times there’s probably another one like him.

It’s ridiculous, but under Oklahoma law he gets an automatic appeal after a conviction at trial. The initial paperwork is filed within 10 days from the date of sentencing. Then, there’s up to 12 months time for briefs to be filed. The only unexpected argument that is made is of the circus atmosphere. I can assure you…

Is nobody going to mention he was a once promising athlete?

This festering pustule pops into my head every time some racist hayseed says that POC dealing with law enforcement should “just comply” and nothing bad will happen. Right...

Naturally. You wouldn’t want him to miss his Senate confirmation hearing, would you?

You only have 3 moves left to get to Kevin Bacon. We’re counting on you.

As a former Oklahoman who fled because of how insanely backwards it is there, I am surprised he was convicted.

How could we do this to him?

I cried yesterday (for the first time in a long time) when I read about the protesters organising a protective, respectful circle around the Muslims and handing over their signs for evening prayer.

I’m having trouble being happy about the when a coup against our Government is happening right now. How will the baby Carters enjoy living in a country where Stop-and-Frisk is the norm, where protest is criminalized, and where you can neither breathe the air nor drink the water?

Legit this is the happiest thing I’ve read in months. This is like a balm on my aching soul.

OK, see, I always liked that song, because (aside from being the literal embodiment of the male gaze) it is the song version of “Fuck guys tonight, I just want to dance.” It’s just about dancing, baby. Dancing on a tractor. While men watch. But hey, sometimes, that’s what i want when i go out dancing.

Luke Bryan’s old generic platitude songs were a lot hotter somehow

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

As you can see I’d make an excellent senator.

That is fucking horrifying but I’m sure that will make him more appealing to conservatives.

Is his name fucking Merrick Garland? No? FUCK OFF

I don’t care who he nominated. If his name wasn’t “Merrick Garland” then I expect every Democrat to fight and filibuster as long as they can, as long as it takes. This was our nomination and these shitlords stole it. Anyone who isn’t onboard with that should be primaried at the earliest opportunity.