I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

I feel like there's some joke to be made about 'Caftan Brunch' and 'Captain Crunch' but I can't quite put my finger on it.

This is the greatest idea in the history of ideas, bar none! CAFTAN BRUNCHES FOR ALL! This is going to be the theme for my very merry unbirthday. Yes, I am throwing myself an unbirthday party just so I can have a caftan brunch.

and the 80's were just the 40's with cocaine. Fashion is cyclical. Bring on the caftans!

Wait, what 70's are we talking about? Should I go looking for my rainbow terrycloth tube top and tight short shorts with white piping? Also, what's the difference between a caftan and a mumu? Either way, as long as I can wear a pair of Dr. Scholls (the ones from real wood, not the plastic ones I see now,) then I'm…

OMG MY MOM'S SPIEGEL CATALOG.

HULK SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES.

That was another one of the hostages who tried to shoot the gunman before he was shot dead.

For some reason this gives me flashbacks to 19th century French paintings—especially Bouguereau. The flesh! The hair! The sea!

Also? I have learned not to even trash the person when they break up, because if they get back together, they will hate YOU.

That may be true. If I'd had the opportunity to spend my twenties with Mikhail Baryshnikov in my bed and my thirties and forties with Sam Shepard in my bed, I'm guessing not a lot of work would have gotten done. Respect.

By Dino DeLaurentiis. Let's not take his opinion too seriously.

That may be a generational perception. Jessica Lange was a big star and household name in the 80s, but kind of disappeared from major movies around the 90s- as do most women the day they hit 40.

You know what's funny? I see what you're saying, but I was thinking the opposite. Jessica Lange seems more of a classic beauty to me (classic proportions, delicate features, etc.), and Meryl Streep is beautiful in an interesting way (big eyes, all cheekbones, big nose...perfectly imperfect).

Lange is Calvin Klein beautiful and Streep is Ralph Lauren beautiful.

I love watching the Graham Norton Show. So much more entertaining than the American chat shows. I feel as though the American celebs let their guard down and show a little bit of their realness. Could be the booze, but who knows!

And then everything worked out great for everyone involved.

This is a testament to how subjective beauty is: they're both so gorgeous and yet one of them was considered not just plain but "ugly." Though it appears the decision was still between two thin white women.

A lot of guys walk away from relationships and have little or no contact with their kids. All they have to do is shrug their shoulders and say their mom is a bitch. Most folks give them a pass. A woman who walks away from her family is seen as unnatural, a monster. Single dad = hero, single mom = she made her own…