But...has anyone checked on Jonathan Chait? Is he ok?

You’d have to spell “millennial” correctly to pass!

Tarrant County, Texas reporting! Just finished. Peaceful and joyful. Whole families, vets, union members, everybody. I’m not a good judge of crowd numbers; I want to say 10k. Great signs and shirts, but I forgot my camera. “MIND YOUR OWN UTERUS” stood out.

I’m a proud body positive fattie, but I loved that and am going to use it. Also gonna use my excellent size 24w silhouette to throw literal shade myself. At Trump. Forever.

Why isn’t there any room in Feminism for women who actively work for more sex discrimination, for reducing sentences for domestic violence, because it’s a private matter, and for making it impossible for women to go to college, and get credit cards in their own names? LIBERALS ARE INTOLERANT. GOTCHA!

Splat! is perfect for tween birthday parties with a spa theme. Or little girl parties with a Frozen theme. Or any parties. I couldn’t live without Splat!

I hear there are dozens of you! Dozens! /s #arresteddevelopment

JOHNNY DOLLAR RULES

I switched over to Radio Classics on satellite, which is usually my fave, but they were running all 8 million episodes of“I Was A Communist For the FBI,” a lyrical love letter to the fine men of the House Un-American Activities Committee. Blargh!

Practically wrapped my car around a tree when Diane Rehman had someone from Heritage on saying liberals and Democrats had never *really* opposed Stalin, or Castro, because liberals heart socialism. My grandparents were all in WW2 (even my grandmother was a naval officer), and managed to be Catholic, Democratic…

I got off Fb too! I was a heavy user too, and I’m so happy about it. I REGRET NOTHING!

COTD

My husband is legit worried...he’s like, you are on Jezebel 24/7, wtf? Damn New Years resolution to exercise more, not let the laundry pile up, turn off Internet and spend more time really engaged with my kids...now I see it was all a mistake!

I didn’t know about the urination rumors!

Let it go let it go can’t hold it back any more...the power of Adele Dalzeem compels you!

My seven year old daughter, who was so excited about the first woman president, made these collages with me on election night. I like to think we imagined the Womens March into existence with our art. Should I apologize to Jonathan Chait for not putting in any men? We just didn’t see any men’s outfits we liked in the…

Thank you!

MANY BOOZE PLZ

Carrie to Grim Reaper: Aren’t you a little short for a ...whatever you are?

INTO THE GARBAGE CHUTE FLYBOY