Your comment made me smile a mile wide. And I’m glad you quit smoking...I have a lot of respect for how hard that is.

I DIE.

Same! I just want to glue them to the white House so they can’t leave, although I can understand how relieved they must feel to be going...

Like her or not, Michelle would END you (which is one of the reasons I like her. She’s such a ride or die bitch. I) would love to be her friend IRL and watch her destroy someone wi5th shade at work or in the club.)

Thank you!

I hear ya. I was literally afraid during my dating years, that I would die of AIDS or be murdered by Ted Bundy. Oh and also rejection and stuff.

One good thing I’ve taken away from my Catholic education, though I am an atheist now, is that marriage, parenthood,the priethood, singlehood, and joining an order as a Brother or Sister with vows, are Vocations, literally “callings”. So they aren’t a totally free choice in the consumer sense. It’s a duty. You do…

Thanks for writing this. I want you, and anyone else, to be able to say, “I’m single.” And then not feel responsible for reassuring other people about it. Suppose you said firmly, but not angrily, “I’m a widow.” People wouldn’t nag you about dating, or I hope they wouldn’t, anyway. They wouldn’t try to cheer you up b…

How long do you reckon he can keep it up?

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas. REDRUM REDRUM ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY and in case you didn’t hear oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year MURDER

Oh no! Bad Menorah.

How had I never heard of this??? Greatest thing ever.

And Menorah Mishaps, I’d add. Like when you have a fancy outfit with trailing sleeves and you n light the candle...and latkes catching on fire!

THIS

I’m in love!

I feel like the seagulls in “Finding Nemo.” Mine! Mine! Mine!

How did you find out about your grandmother’s remarks? If she told you herself you could tell your cousin, so, granny bragged to me about harassing you, that must have sucked!

Wait, is that not how you cure a ...

As a person named Virginia, who owns every “Yes, Virginia, There is A Santa Claus”thing ever made, I solemnly pronounce the man in the picture to be Santa Claus, and the racist assholes who demeaned him to be on the Naughty as F’k list. By the power vested in me by my name, my VHS copy of the old cartoon, and my…

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