And his family is LOADED. (I just looked him up on imdb.). I don’t know if he *personally* is, but it’s not bad news... 😜

Arlington, TX has no public transportation. I own an Audi. My husband drives it to his job in another city, Lewisville, which has no public transport.

To me, she is what the Statue of Liberty would look like if it got struck by lightning and came to life.

Johnson and Ford.

On your towel?

I wanted to go to Chili’s today, at lunch,but the line was too long. When is Hillary going to explain why that was, and apologize for me having to go somewhere else? Oh, right, never. Because she hates America. And kills baby's.

She deserves a Trump/Pence America. (The rest of us don’t, though.). Your poor towel, wrapped around her stinky butt!

“Calling The Towel” is a good name for a melancholy short story about something. Maybe about how hard it is to be a sensitive rich white man in the summer.

No...he thinks it’s just self explanatory, I guess. He is a Republican, and a Republican he will be. Now he is very critical of liberals, Clinton supporters gun control supporters etc. We owe him an explanation. But he doesn’t have to explain himself lf to us. I don’t pretend to understand, it’s just he’s my only…

check it out- my brother-in-law (who is a cool, smart dude, a doctorate in physics, and a liberal, natch) has a childhood friend who is a Republican. Not surprising in Texas. And BIL’s friend is so fucking defensive about Trump’s positions, even though he’s voting for him! He says it is offensive that we (liberals…

I like you too but don’t touch my towel!

My husband told me yesterday he was at a charity second-hand store right after they auctioned off a box of baseball memorabilia for $15, and I had to try hard not to weep. Because it could have been crap, but it could have been awesome, you know?

same except we loaded the yacht with nothing but towel charms made of heaviest pewter and it sank to the bottom of the sea

I love ballpark giveaways! More than baseball. I’m considering buying nosebleed seats to a couple of August games (Texas, ugh) just for the Star Wars stuff, and exiting the sweltering park with my swag the minute I can.AndI am reading a book about St. Loius baseball in the 1880s tonight. It opens with a recap of the…

IfI had one of those towels, I’d put ALL THE CHARMS on it!

I believe you’ll find that the first words of “Rock Lobster” are “We were at the beach/ Everybody had matching towels.”. Not my words, the B-52's words.

Seriously, has she ever even SEEN an Indiana Towel Fight????

Been there. Love Mom groups, hate retail parties.

Well maybe at a WEDDING I would get that fancy. Otherwise, wine already comes in a bottle you can drink from, so pouring it into something else just seems like peeling a banana and then wrapping it in waxed paper, you know? Bad for the environment.

Upcycled. My predictive text function is voting for “upchucked."