Depends on my mood. Sometimes they are not so much matching, as coordinated. Like a baseball bat charm on the bun, and a catchers mitt charm on the snake. Course that’s usually just at the lake house. I keep extra charms there.

It’s so weird you say that because I just use my purity ring to identify my towel...I take it off and slide my towel through it. Bonus: I can slut it up during the pool party, then towel off knowing that I am using *my* JESUS LOVES ME towel, not some other skank’s.

When I serve snake in a bun at pool parties, I put little charms on it so people don’t accidentally eat the wrong snake or the wrong bun.

...taking your kid to the hospital after another kid hits him in the face with a towel and a tiny metal clam gouges his eye out...

Ihope the judge dismissing it refers to him as “klaymant” throughout.

Klayman is Mostly Harmful.

Mind= blown.

I get what you’re saying to the OP, but who wouldn’t watch that show? Just LeBron & Co. following and observing white cops doing traffic stops for hours and hours. From a safe and legal distance, natch.

One town looks very like another when your head’s down over your pieces, brother.

I HEARD that.

When my husband and I started marathon watching it, I spent a week pranking him with pictures of sexy shirtless Jared, on the PC screen saver, on the startup page, on the iPad, on my phone’s lock screen. Haha. I’m hilarious. Srsly I feel you. He fine.

Hey, hugs! I’m a pro choice person who was raised Catholic. I have two kids and a slew of medical problems. Until I wound up having to have a partial hysterectomy (due to genetic medical condition #34) I knew, that if I got pregnant again, I would terminate a pregnancy that might have been wanted. I thought about it a…

You made me smile and laugh for the first time since that poor an was shot in Louisiana by the cop.

Donal Trump’s convention in Cleveland will be classy and yuge.

Cleveland sold its soul to the devil and agreed to host Trump’s coronation in exchange for basketball and baseball championships.

Love the Tampa Bay team watching on the big screen during practice. They are my favorite underdog team this season (for the way they scored 3 runs in the first two innings on the Orioles, even though they lost.). I’m a TCU fan by proximity and affinity but well done Chants. I think the Conference move means they’ll be…

If Buzzfeed turns it into a musical I am there, opening night, front row.

Sam Bee: greatest human being, or greatest human being ever?

Same. I have a 9 year old son and a 6 year old daughter. Instead of yelling at her to “grow a thicker skin” when he is aggressive to her (as my parents frequently did to me) I talk to him about how No means No and he can’t hug and kiss her even, if she doesn’t want it. Even if he’s gentle. Even if he means well.…

GREAT article. Thanks.