I know! I would just love to see her look him up and down and shake her head. Something like what Michelle Obama would do.

For my next birthday, I’d like Malala Yousafazi to throw major shade at Tim Hunt in public. Like refuse to sit next to him at a banquet. Or just roll her eyes and walk away if he tries to introduce himself to her at a conference. It won’t happen, because she is too gracious and dignified, but maybe I can hire…

I know seriously does she have to be SO AWESOME ALL THE TIME? She is the greatest. My face and eyes are wet for no reason.

LOL the two things my five year old loves most, are the tv show Mr. Maker (it’s a BBC arts and crafts show for children) and Lunchables! Eating a Lunchable while watching Mr. Maker is her idea of heaven.

gonna get all philosophical and ramble like I’m drunk before 5 on Friday

Is that the set of Mr maker?

At a sign in table for a reenactment event, or on the set of a movie about the Civil War, and you need to show the Union and Confederate army actors/extras where to sign in and pick up the correct uniforms? maybe?

Lindsay Graham is the Kevin Spacey character from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

True story: my friend’s Fac page, a white tea partied went berserk about that. She said the president sang it badly, didn’t know the words, and was disrespecting her and all Christians by mangling the song

Mr. Obergefell is wrong- $255 a month is worth fighting over. I’d cut a bitch for less. $255 a month is what hetero me and my hetero partner spend on shit we can’t afford and fight over...Anyway, what was the other thing? OMG MARRIAGE EQUALITY WOO HOO DREAMS DO COME TRUE HAPPY TEARS

Hey, she said she didn’t want any lectures!

We don’t know where the escaped convicts are. But the well-endowed one, for sure his dick’s in Norway.

Yes, I would assume I had wandered into the wrong theater. I would have been up and out with the first sign of scary stuff. Unless these are tweens who were old enough to go to the movies on their own?

Yes, “extinction burst” is the feel I was going for.

Tee hee “handling your own body.”. I think I see what you did there.

Yes, I looked it up. I love the phrase though. I think I’ll appropriate it. Sorry crocodiles!

Exactly yes this 100%

Thank you! And my English teachers thank you!

Agree. When my Euro friends ask about it, I call it “the death rattle.”. I hope inn right. Or sometimes “the death roll.”. I think that’s a thing with crocodiles. Its a last, nasty gasp before the whole evil demon of an impulse just collapses/melts/ explodes.

I agree with your cynical Dad. If Catholics actually observed these rules, I think there would be less political energy to spend on forcing them on society at large. All the Catholics would be too tired from raising and providing for 8 children!