Are you going to name it Obama? That would be so cute. I bet he’d nod politely if you told him, and Michelle would give you such a look...

That sounds messy.

I know a woman who won’t suck dick, ever. The idea nauseated her from the first time she heard of it. She’s cool performing cunnilingus though. She calls herself a “lesbian.”. Is she just a body shamer, tho? In other news, I think anilingus is yucky. I’m not sorry if I’m shaming the world’s assholes by saying that. It…

Anti abortion rights activists who say they are in favor of exceptions for rape, pretty much envision that world, where you have to stipulate to having been raped to get an abortion. Jeb Bush would have no problem with it....

I would love to just hear her say “Taylor Dane” live. Just a couple of times, with different emotions.

I know, I’m not into the Kardashians, but I know who they are...my whole weekend revolves around listening to wait wait. IT WAS FINE. We’re gonna be ok, people.

Lasagna dick...I am laughing so hard now!

I hear racist crap all the time on my FB feed and no one cares.

and I don’t want white children taught by her either! I’m white, and I would be sick if that were my kids’ teacher. How much damage could she do to a community, infecting 20 white kids a year with her toxic crazy.

and, as a white woman with white children, I don’t want her teaching my white kids, either! I will not have that sort of attitude in my house. Not allowed. She needs to GO.

pretty much...Potiphar and his wife were married in the fucking Bible, in ancient, pagan Egypt.

That is so perfect. THA GAYZ ARE COMING

It’s not a Christian invention either. Even Christians don’t believe that. Well, educated ones, anyway. Ancient Egyptians married- it’s even in the Bible! Otherwise the adultery of Potiphar’s wife wouldn’t mean much.

Your clutching game is on point.

Wasn’t there marriage in ancient Greece, Egypt, and China? Long before Christianity? Oh, there wasn’t? Whew.

Ok for a minute I thought I read “longer than my 89 year old dick” and I died.

I bet you totally fell in love with him!

Yeah I’m fine with the word vagina. And I pretty much dont have a uterus anymore, not by choice, but I am still cool with Planned Parenthood using “women.”. I’ll care about abortion rights until the day I die no matter what body parts are added to or subtracted from my matrix.

Lol

I was wondering if the Bluths had thrown the party! Maybe as a fundraiser for TBA.