Ariel. Duh!

I'm not exaggerating when I say that this was the biggest laugh I've had all week.

ugh, jen! why? what kind of curtain with elastic waistbands are you wearing? I mean, flowy and simple, sure, but taylor knocked you out of the park with her simple and elegant dress.
i get you don't want a repeat of last year's fall, but you didn't have to follow up with ...this.

I am really apalled by all the judgey comments I usually see here about mary kate olsen's relationship with that sarkozy guy. She is a 27 year old business woman and he is only 44. I really don't understand what the big deal is.

Bahhaha! Great gif!

Sher earned an MA from the University of York and now works in college admin.

is it just me or is that extra mean? what have the olsens even done lately?

How rude!

a pile of old rugs that smokes and occasionally shouts out catchphrases

Wow. This was a really mean-spirited piece.

False. Blowjobs should be a much larger part of the pie.

Greetings and farewells are a big part of my social anxiety, especially with kissing. I really, really just don't like the obligatory touching involved in those parts of social interaction. Why can't I just use my mouth to say "hello" and goodbye"?

Velveta is nasty. Making a real cheese sauce from a bechemel is super easy.

Or did you?

Justin Bobbh was the only thing that made me interested in audrina's storyline. You could just tell he didn't give a shit.

I think it's pronounced "BAH-BAAAAAAAAY."

JUSTIN BOBBYYYY.

I never thought about it but Jon Hamm probably always does smell good. So I watched the first couple seasons of RHONY and I always liked Alex and her ridiculous husband. Like IRL they'd be the people I'd go to Brunch with every couple weeks, get strange texts from, and the occasional outing to something cultural…