I don't know if I like the rapping weatherman or the skeleton weatherman from the last video better.

He was first in my spank bank when I was 12 and he was about 30 — Officer and a Gentleman. He stood up to Lou Gossett Jr. (another spankable older gentleman) and that night I found my clitty for the first time. Damn.

Yummers.

Can you imagine him talking dirty to you? I MEAN CAN YOU ACTUALLY IMAGINE.

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

Inexcusable omission:

I'm currently addicted to My Cat From Hell. I've never had a truly hellish cat so I don't know what lengths I would go to for a pet. But some of the people on that show are extraordinarily forgiving Like the Bengal that launches itself at it's owner's girlfriend's jugular every time she enters the room. I really…

I love your username.

Ah yes the former fatties shame

Please stop calling Jennifer Lawrence mine or yours or anybody here's BFF. She is great, but just stop it.

First they came for the Bigfoot porn, and I said nothing.

That's so two point touch. Now we have the three finger swipe.

I like it. Can we call it Girle?

Wow. So dishevelment. Many ennui.

Kill me now.

Thank you. I went vegetarian for a year and gained weight. Unless you know a lot about nutrition, supplements, and what ratios of what you should with what, you're really headed for a headache.

GODDAMMIT. Being vegan to lose weight is so, so off base in principle, and will be abused in practice. Veganism requires careful control and supplementation in your diet or else it will result in awful deficiencies. It is not a fucking weight loss plan. It may cause weight loss, but it is not the goddamned Master…

ooooh mah gawddd it changed my life. For real. FOR REAL. I love it so much. Are you in need of a kidney or pinky finger? I am willing to sell both to get my hands on some moar!