The weird way some of them are pronouncing "Slenderman" immediately reminded me of the Spiderman scene from Friends...

See Also: Groupthink

Real talk: I was raped at this school, many years ago now. I dropped out not long afterward. I never once considered reporting it - the culture of victim-blaming was that high. People stereotype the U of C as a nerdy, virgin-filled school, and the nerd part definitely has a bit of truth. But the frats there are…

Yes! It's all about the frowny teddy bear face while shaving the chin.

omg yes this!

YES. But none of that electric razor shit. Shaving cream and a Bic. So sexy.

Yes! And all the goofy faces he makes as he does it and hasn't noticed I'm watching? Swoon.

Yes! That is so adorable. Also, I love the smell of shaving cream.

Lol this is one lazy ass troll.

Yep! The cookie dough ones sounds amaaazing. Pop Tarts have a new cookie dough flavor too that I want to try. I'm all about the cookie dough.

Writing Bigfoot erotica will make you a bad writer.

So... I guess I will admit to owning a Tenga Flip Hole. I bought it somewhat recently and I was reeeeaaally nervous about buying it. The article by Erin pretty much displays why I was nervous about it.

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I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Agreed. Some of my favorite amateur porn to watch is videos of dudes using these types of toys because it's fascinating and it seems like it feels REALLY FUCKING GOOD.

FWIW: The fleshlight got to be a pain after awhile. The cleaning and such. And I found myself trying to figure out ways to make it feel different: playing with the cap on the end to create more suction, twisting instead of going in-and-out, stuffing some material in the side to make it tighter, etc. Although,…

This doesn't seem to be a common concern, in light of the "lonely fucks" and chairsniffers comments, but I am amazed that you think no Jezebel readers have penises.

My wife actually said something similar, shes fascinated with my fleshlight, and would use it if she could lol....

I also question why vibrators are so expensive. VIBRATORS FOR THE PEOPLE.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?