This is our sweet foster failure in our car for the first time. We only foster and adopt. Rescued is always my favourite breed.

3 dogs isn’t that many. Says the lady with 3 dogs. But seriously I don’t see much of a difference from 2 to 3. Though 4 is over the top. We call it fourth dog syndrome, as soon as there is a 4th dog in the house, no matter how chill that dog is, all hell breaks loose and everyone becomes unhousebroken.

What a gorgeous baby you have!

The toys you actually buy for them.

If we shut down YouTube, how will I ever complete another basic home maintenance project?!

Oh yeah! YouTube is where I learned Kitchener stitch! None of the books or other online resources helped me really figure it out and do it properly, I needed to watch and re-watch someone do it with the same POV I have while knitting.

Maybe if they take a look at the potential?

I appreciate that when asked, “What do you want me to do?”
The guy said, “UM” instead of “IT’S A FUCKING BEAR I DON’T KNOW YOU COULD DO WHAT I’M DOING WHICH IS JUST CONSTANTLY SHITTING AND PEEING BECAUSE THERE’S A BEAR LUMBERING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME CHILDREN OR MATH TO EAT.”
“UM” is far more dignified.

ALSO! I’m…

It is a generous policy when I tell you I work for a state government!! It is mostly computer/desk work, but I remember a year or so ago one of the program managers had a baby with her, so I can imagine she took the baby to her meetings or maybe she scheduled the meetings on days she didn’t bring the baby?

Hi, I’m Kristiffer Lawredeschanel, and I’m here to talk about a cause very close to my heart. Every day, Manic Pixie Dream Girls across America are dying. Hundreds of women with crooked smiles and a penchant for describing sunsets while quoting your favorite Camus/Salinger/Dr. Seuss book are disappearing from your…

I work in an office that has a policy that allows you to bring your infant to work until they are mobile. One lady has her baby here, and it really isn’t that bad. Yes, he can be fussy sometimes, but I honestly think the moral of the other co-workers goes up. Who doesn’t like holding a baby? Just don’t make me change…

According to one of my Grandpa’s favorite jokes, it’s D (this is the closest version I could find with the googles):

I don’t know who has the best ankles, but I love all those shoes. Anyone looking for high quality replicas of shoes from the 20s to 60s, I recommend https://remixvintageshoes.com. I have some replica 30s heels and they are actually super soft and comfortable.

“For me, I noticed quickly that there was a fine line between people who got it and people who didn’t.” This is so incredibly accurate.

This article is spot on. My wife and I just found out at our 20 week ultrasound that we had lost our baby. The past few weeks have been a daze, with a lot of people giving condolences. The worst thing to say is that maybe whatever happened, happened for a reason. Do not say that. Do not say, “Let me know what I can…

When my grandma died, a Wisconsin relative sent a five-pound block of cheddar to the house. Best gift ever. Family chipped away at that sucker for a week.

Two things I would add onto what Leslie said. I’ve been through way too many deaths in the last few years. If you want to help that’s cool, bring dinner or pie, or something awesome. Here is the thing every person you know is offering to do that the first week spread it out. If you want to be a really good friend…

Never, ever, ever, ever say this to someone. Also, never say “it’s part of (insert random deity’s name) plan.” Seriously, don’t say this shit to people. Ever.

I appreciated when people bought me liquor.

I’m researching madness in the middle ages at the moment (I have a very very vague topic right now so basically I research everything... If you ever want the world’s saddest trivia partner!) and they had a very decent understanding of rape. I mean it’s not our “yes means yes” standard or anything but the fact that…