THAT FACE. I want to adopt Lyanna Mormont, but she would probably be the better parent so she’s welcome to adopt me if she has time. I get deep feelings whenever I see her. I love love love that she didn’t stay in her castle (which would have been a totally understandable move for a ten-year-old) and actually marched…

Honestly though, after years of getting the rug pulled out from us in the most heart-wrenching ways, I'll gladly welcome a little predictability.

Lady Mormont is the baddest little bitch and I love her.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

I agree with you, except that not all our public schools have A/C, including in places where it can get into the 90s during the school term.

I loved how DGAF Blackfish was. He was like “I’m old, and I’m smarter than you all, and you guys are the fucking worst, so you will literally have to take this castle over my dead body. Have fun with that.”

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

I work at a State agency so we have a dress code that people follow with varying degrees of accuracy. Suffice to say that the very tall red head in a dress and heels gets more attention for her hem length than other people. But seriously, if the bitch in the actually banned by policy sweat pants makes ooonneee more…

im relatively tall and my friends are ridiculously short, i never worked through getting accustomed to heels as a teen/young adult so now I’m just useless in them. plus i like comfort.

I NEED that to be true. My heart is invested in those wolfs. Also, I care about Rickon and Osha! This show is too depressing if at least some decent people don’t make it through or get revenge. I’m clinging to hopes that when Ramsay tries to turn Rickon into another Reek, Rickon won’t crack because he was raised by…

If I could bring my dog to my place of work, my job performance would improve massively.

I had a boyfriend who was mystified by how to put a pillowcase on to a bed pillow. He did it by putting it on the bed, and sort of punching it into the case. I showed him the chin thing, and changed his life.

My mom taught me to fold sheets nearly the same way—maybe you’ll find it easier, since you say you have trouble with the fourth corner. Instead of going one by one, fold the sheet in half so you’ve got two sets of two corners tucked inside each other. Then just tuck one of your sets inside the other. I swear there’s…

As soon as a machine can fold a fitted sheet, I will marry it, adopt it, or engage in whatever arrangement it prefers.

Show line German Shepherds are bred to have a sloped back, yes. People always assume my 60 pound working line GSD is some kind of mixed breed because they are used to seeing the show lines.

A very religious man was once caught in rising floodwaters. He climbed onto the roof of his house and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbour came by in a canoe and said, “The waters will soon be above your house. Hop in and we’ll paddle to safety.”

lol at least he didn’t do what my dad did which would be ask if we wanted to have it cut off. like oh your head hurts? want me to cut it off? Oh you think you broke your thumb. Want me to cut if off? I don’t know where this came from but he still does that. He also asks if my face hurts, because it’s killing him all…

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

But what of leftovers? Mr. Penguin loves his Thanksgiving in a bowl. His theory: Everything is better covered in gravy, so why chase it around? Load the bowl, cover it in the glory that is liquidified turkey (I make AWESOME gravy - thanks Mom for the proper training), top with a few Durkee onions and put that spoon to…

Yep, that's totally how it played out. My mom was so strict with me, and it caused problems. I wasn't a trouble maker or a bad kid, didn't do anything bad, but she was on high alert all the time. By younger siblings were given so much more freedom, and they actually did fuck up.