Mine also have a knack for getting into the worst trouble over the weekends!!!

God I hope my son picks a sane one. If I like her I might even explore the option of possibly choosing something to wear that isn’t black.

Yup. Like I get that yards don’t have all the poops picked up - I have doggies and often it will snow before I get to it. But I’m not quite sure why snow prevents pick up on walks. Any excuse I suppose.

i’m starting to believe there’s a regional bias in seasonal preferences.

I’ll stick with freshwater sunfish, thanks!

Like I’ve said hundreds of times to people who say they hate the cold and love the heat:

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

Not to spam the same comment everywhere, but you’ll hear he says “tuna bro” but “tuner or”. Likewise you would get “floundah bro” and “flounder or” as well as “blendah bro” and “blender or”. The rule in nonrhotic accents with intrusive r like the Boston accent, most English accents, and standard Australian etc.…

Honestly, that’s pretty close to how I still draw fish. I am not a good drawer-er.

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM ME I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

They’re born weird too. Doesn’t look like a fish at all.

Whoa, that doods gonna needa bigga boat!

“How dare you! I’m beautiful!”

For reference, this is a diver next to a sunfish. I’d probably freak out too if I hooked that thing.

Coming this fall to a television near you: Bros Discover Things

There is no need to be wrong on top of wrong. Winter is obviously the worst.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

How do so many people not have passports? What are they going to do if they ever unexpectedly have to flee the country?