This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

“Brands are bad”

Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!

The song is different, but the moves are the same.

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

Here’s some additional footage of the scene:

I’m not saying that haircut makes it look like it’s her turn to bring the cookies to the next PTA meeting, but I'm also not saying it doesn’t.

I checked out the deadspin comments, and I’ve never laughed harder at a comment than the deadspinner who asked, “which one of you broads can punt a football farthest?”

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

Little League World Series

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

The headline is bullshit, you should see me rock an Excel spreadsheet.

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.