That’s a lovely hot tub enclosure. +1 for starting DeadsPintrest

he aspires to find a front-office job in baseball.

Because I asked him politely.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

+1

...wait

Let’s not forget Ian Desmond:

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

I thought the home plate umpire is a pussy and the second base umpire is a tit?

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

get it? TAMPONS!!!!

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

As I just said on an older post where Manning options came up....While there’s an elite D and RB, Peyton playing behind that offensive line could be the first comedy that can double as a snuff film. There might be two NFL-average OL on the entire roster.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

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This is really a great visual device for showing something people don’t think about often enough. If you live in an area that gets winter weather, your best bet is always to race against an automotive journalist on a tricycle, because he’ll be out of breath after two laps.

A-Rod’s look suggests that he’s verrry interested to know that there are local women in his area who are horny and lookin' for a good time.