The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

Good game. Great ending.

There’s never a bad time for this, but this is an especially great time for this.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

is there such a thing as an alt-write-in vote for the Hall of Fame?

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Some perspective on how historic this is: