The short answer is, you’d die. But not before putting your body through a dozen different forms of hell.

Google Maps is the best.

I didn’t realize spending a year in space would make Mark Kelly speak with an accent or love ping pong balls so much. This is why we need to fund NASA, people.

I’m a Business Systems Analyst, a fairly common title within IT shops and most large companies -and it indeed finds a match. But it seems to interpret that as CEO/President when showing my results. As such, I’m WAY underpaid.
To their credit, the site says, “they are still collecting data about this position”. So it’s…

Is there such a thing as intentional poisoning? Seeing as there’s a “suicide by poisoning” category, I’m left to assume there are people who mean to poison themselves just a little, but fuck it up.

But if you’re just here to watch a teen girl eat asphalt, hard, twice, go nuts

If that second syllable wasn’t in asphalt, this video would be a real let down.

You can right click the extension’s icon and select “Hide in Chrome Menu” so it does not appear in the bar, while not having to un-install it.

I work in the IT department for a major US retailer, and our team is responsible for the testing and deployment of EMV to our 2,000+ stores. Our POS software has been ready for months as has the POS hardware. The issue is with our TPP (third party processor) and payment terminal vendor. They have been slow to bring a…

Looks like the plot of The Hangover 4 is shaping up.

I just started crying at my desk. Why am I crying? What kind of witchcraft is this?

[reads article while eating another handful of candy corn]
Me: pssssh ... bullshit
[tooth falls]
Me: Oh.

At what point does strike/ball calling become the sole responsibility of pitch tracking software? Never, I know, but stick with me.
You’d still have a homeplate umpire there for plays and procedural stuff (replenishing baseballs, timeout calls, etc.), but his pitch-calling duties are stripped away. Instead, a screen…

In Wright’s defense, he may not have been solely responsible for that illegal bat:

Looks like someone’s about to frost his crownies.

“...the safest thing one can do is leave, or else perhaps buy a gun. “

Sounds like you won’t be buying a gun, so ...

Until that day, the only holes Murray will see on the field this season are the ones in Bradford’s knee joint.

Full disclosure, I am a lifelong resident of the St. Louis area, white, and male.

The Cowardly Lion has some mad futbol skills.