My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Because the NFL can’t clearly rationalize and explain the decisions that they make?

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

You know it must be killing Rex to see his team constantly shoot itself in the foot. I hope for his well-being that the team can get things turned around soon.

My friend is a die-hard Miami sports fan and has a tattoo of a marlin riding a dolphin on his bicep/shoulder. It reads “305 til I dye”

So am I. Amazing times we live in.

Man, The Revenant isn’t going to be nearly as good as I had hoped judging by this trailer.

Pictured: A Bear, whose world is governed by strength, that has zero fucks to give about your goddamn kayak.

No. No they cannot.

This is a much better .gif of a Blue Jays fan

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

When he pulls a Mike Blowers, then we can talk.

BARBER: Really? Again??

This is not the time for Cardinal Way jokes.