I remember when Clone Wars was canceled and the Rebels trailer launched and how I felt about it - that it was going to be Disneyfied, that it would lose the nuances of the canon, that it was just stupid and it would suck.

Hating avocados is like hating sex. Either you’re doing it wrong or you’re catching some bad fruit. 

I live in NYC and it’s never even occurred to me to go to MetLife Stadium for an actual game. I’m more likely to do an Iron Man Triathlon.

“The Canonization of the Yuuzhan Vong”

As someone who, when he was 14 or so, was a genuine-article Reagan conservative, I’m not going to put too much weight on their current political affiliation. Right now, they probably live with Republican parents who have Republican friends who live tightly-knit in Republican neighborhoods. The whole point of suburbs,…

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

If it makes you feel any better, Drew, you’ll always be “Big Daddy Balls” to me. 

Am I wrong to think that there’s a heavy dose of irony that this particular brand of lament is posted here on Deadspin, where many (most) times facts take a backseat to hot-takey opinions? This place is just as culpable in the death of traditional media as anywhere else. In fact - name me one outlet private or…

Big fucking deal.

I think Lucasfilm jumped the gun a bit with their OT-era fanservice when making the new movies and their accompanying fiction. A lot of Star Wars fans now grew up on the PT and they want to see things that relate to that, probably more than things relating to the OT. Fans demanded more Prequel era content in…

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

Me: I’m not paying for another streaming service.

I believe in miracles!!!

If he feels like a change of scenery, Ohio State has the perfect job for him!

It is probably my favorite scene in Rebels (if not in all of Star Wars). It is even better set to Duel of the Fates.

Counterpoint: Vader isn’t scary. He’s badass. He totally fucking wrecks everyone and he’s so fucking cool for it. I wish I were like Darth Vader. My stupid best friend betrayed me and my stupid girlfriend would be dead and then I could totally just murder everyone and be boss of the galaxy and it would be totally…

The hero image threw me for a second, but I’m glad I clicked into the article. That poster is stunning; I need one and I don’t typically collect this type of stuff even though I’m a huge fan.

what a monumental FUCK YOU to Kawhi Leonard, who mostly deserves it, and an even bigger FUCK YOU to DeMar DeRozan, who didn’t realize Canadians knew those kinds of words