I love eggnog around the holidays, but only with alcohol, because, like Charlie Kelly, I don’t like to drink straight mixer.

I was looking for an excuse to have a few drinks after work today, so this article was helpful to me!

Mike Francesa left WFAN last week and the Internet has a bizarre soft spot for him, given what a vainglorious, arrogant asshole Mike Francesa is

If they had an open marriage, I’d agree with you.

Yeah, I mean this isn’t just a housewife wanting to go out into the work world after years of being stuck at home.

white people seize upon any opportunity in indulge in any sort of U.K./Irish cosplay.

Nah. If there is a BFiB equivalent in the NFL, it’s Stiller fans. I’m perfectly happy to see them sad.

Roethlisberger is completely getting let off the hook because of the James play. That was a terrible risk he took with the ball and he cost them a shot at OT, where they still could have won the game.

The rule might be byzantine, but it was correctly applied here.

I thought FOR SURE they would have a teaser before The Last Jedi, if only get people excited about a movie (Solo) that, frankly, no one really asked for.

I don’t agree with everything you wrote, but I do feel like this movie was written as if TFA didn’t exist. Why was the audience made to feel like Rey’s parentage matters in TFA only to have them pull the rug from under the audience? Why kill off Snoke if he’s so powerful? I kinda thought they would do more with Phasma…

I get what you are saying here, because I do think Star Wars fans can be an insufferable lot, but nothing anybody else thinks is going to stop me from enjoying Star Wars.

FUCK AND YES

No, I’m fine with a Boba Fett movie never getting made.

I actually believe Robin Williams’ work is pretty underrated in Popeye. Loved that movie and the songs as a kid!

Eagles fans have known for some time that we are never allowed to have nice things.

Apple has a place in anyone’s personal technology portfolio, but blindly buying all of their products just because they are Apple products is just throwing money away.

Because clowning the Sixers and their rebuilding process is the hill that Deadspin writers have chosen to die on for .......reasons?

HitchBOT was a fucking trashcan with an iPhone inside. HitchBOT got EXACTLY what it deserved.

I think you are confusing Roger Goodell’s responsibilities with what you think a sports commissioner should do.