On the plus side, you took the Riverline, so you didn’t have to pay $20 to park. In Camden.

I think this is great news for the Star Trek franchise, but I’m convinced Star Trek fans won’t ever be happy. They are more fatalistic than Star Wars fans and I didn’t think such a thing was possible.

There is exactly zero upside to putting Eli back under center for this franchise. None. He’s not coming back and the next coach will want to start with his own guy.

I get why Ohio State was excluded, as I saw Penn State get excluded under similar circumstances last year.

Came here to ensure a Penns Port reference was made. Was not disappointed.

You could delete “Zooropa” from this list and it’d be perfect.

Dan’s from Philly. I’m going to go ahead and guess he’s been to the Vet, which means he’s almost definitely peed in a sink before.

In my mind, I substituted “Ohio” with “Delaware” in your post and agreed vigorously.

IMO, no, he’s not a Hall of Famer.

Before I read the article, I guessed these people were from South of the Mason-Dixon line. I feel terrible for them that the Olive Garden is their only sample size for Italian food.

Always good to see Penn State Delco, the Harvard of Baltimore Pike, get a Deadspin shoutout.

This whole mess has done one thing for McDermott.

Eh. I don’t care if Lonzo got into the fracas or not, but let’s be careful about comparing Lonzo Ball to one of the greatest players to ever play the game.

It seems impossible to choose between the overpaid empty suit and the horribly, overpriveleged plutocrats.

Roger Goodell is not particularly talented at anything in particular other than being a good shield for a bunch of rich assholes. I honestly don’t know what his actual contribution is to football. He is an empty cipher. Anyone, with a cadre of actual, practicing lawyers at his/her disposal, could do his role.

Solving problems outside your realm of expertise is totally a rich guy move, so it should be no surprise that a large cadre of NFL owners think they can fix all of societies ills.

It depends.

Does Tyrod Taylor play on defense? Because, it seems to me, that’s the part of the team most in need of personnel changes.

I do think it was Hera that was called out over the loud speaker in Rogue One, but that could easily be papered over to say that “General Syndulla” was actually referring to her father, Cham Syndulla, who was a freedom fighter on Ryloth.

This apology is to apologizing as Papa John’s Pizza is to actual pizza.