This has got to be one of my biggest pet peeve. I think it’s fair to say I hate people who don’t recycle properly.

And greasy pizza boxes are not recyclable, MOFOs!

Just one quick look into the recycling bins in my apartment building justifies my theory that the human race only has about 20 years left, so bringing kids into this world of shit is a pointless exercise.

There is literally no situation Trump cannot make worse. None. Every single time we think he’s hit bottom, he goes lower. It may be the only thing he’s actually good at. 

Lawn darts weren’t banned in the Constitution because getting them through airport security was the only way to beat the British during the Revolutionary War.

I understand that this whole article is just promotion to get some amazon affiliate cash, but seriously, don’t buy a Roxenda cube (or an official Rubik’s Cube for that matter).

If you want a really good speed cube, get a proper one like a GTS3M or a Gan 356 X.
If you want a cheap alternative, get something like a Yuxin…

I understand that this whole article is just promotion to get some amazon affiliate cash, but seriously, don’t buy a…

It gets better. In the Marvel Universe not only does Marvel Comics exsists and publishes the same comics as our world, but said comics are legally admissible in court.

I guess I haven’t done that in a decade, sounds like times have changed.

Last year, Gizmodo Media Group editorial had layoffs. But because we’re unionized, we were able to get a seat at the table to ensure that we were all kept informed, and we convinced our parent company Univision to instead offer buyouts, allowing those who wanted to leave the company to leave by choice (with 4 months…

Dammit! Beat me to it! The classics never die.

Obligatory.

I find 72mg Concerta ( a staged release form of methelphenidate) does the trick and makes the rest of you far more tolerable. For those of you against using meds for this — piss off.

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Interesting. In my car, I have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw…

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

I’m about to give up and factory reset my phone. The battery life and lag is horrible.

I’ve had the same battery drain experience (Pixel XL 2016), though I’m terrified about replacing the battery. I watch my battery life intently (mostly because I have the time to do so) and I went from 36-48 hours between charges with at a minimum of 5.5 to 6 hours of screen on time (just before Pie), to charging every…

Since gun control laws are so strict here, most of us keep our freezers full of frozen bags of liquid so that we have something to throw at intruders.