You forgot to mention that I occasionally spend time responding to useless trolls online. Oh well, such is life... 

My bet is it will be some version of the Mad Thinker, just because that will give us Awesome Android and we will be one step closer to him being Jen’s admin assistant

I mean, that’s how consumption of entertainment works.  It’s not a chore or homework or any other sort of assigned task.

A quarter of what is widely regarded as one of his best films, and maybe OP was expecting a filmmaker as well-regarded as Allen to be able to captivate them within a half hour. 

Damn, they really couldn’t have added 68 more pieces somewhere?

Coming from a country with strong gun control (Australia), I have to disagree with some of this. The “criminals will get guns whether they’re illegal or not” argument may be true, but strong gun control reduces the availability of guns, the culture of acceptability around guns, and the immediate response of the…

Idk, seems like cops find ways to kill marginalized people who aren’t resisting, and much MUCH more importantly, I’ll have to double check the relevant legal statutes, but I’m fairly confident that the penalty for resisting arrest or disobeying a cop’s orders is not an extrajudicial execution. They’re only supposed to…

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

Bootlickers in the comments be like

This will always remind me about ‘Boots’ Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness. Where the rich person can afford a good pair of boots ($50) that will last for many years whereas the person can only afford to buy an okay pair of boots that still gets wet ($10) and last maybe a season or two.

I’m having a standalone day today. Nothing I do today is going to be canon going forward. Gonna get weird!

I have to give him a little bit of credit, as The postal movie is the only video game movie that I’ve seen be faithful to the spirit of the game. I mean, both are trash, but if you like postal, it’s worth watching.

False equivalence. If a club serves somebody underage or somebody already intoxicated, they can get into very big trouble. Most importantly, there is decades of people understanding that rule. There isn’t much penalty for not enforcing mask guidelines and some really stupid states (Hi, Florida!) are doing there best…

Uwe Boll’s whole career is basically Bialystock & Bloom’s scheme from The Producers, over and over again. If he ever had an actual hit, it would bankrupt every one of his financiers.

*sighs for 30 minutes straight*

The Alamo is closing locations? What a Crocket of shit! 

And she’s 44???

Ed Harris did punch him out on the set of The Abyss, apparently many people almost drowned on that set. Cameron’s only saving grace is that he too nearly died on that set.

There’s a difference between being a perfectionist jerk and being abusive.  I’m not aware that Cameron’s crossed that line in the way Whedon reportedly has.