My daughter is almost 14 months. Before she was learning to walk, if I was carrying her, if she wasn’t kicking me in the junk from holding her too low, she was headbutting me in the face for not holding her low enough.

Fine, “Kitano” and “Suzuki”.

My mistake, one very easy to make when Japanese names are typically written as last name first. Does that make you feel better about yourself?

Sorry, I should’ve been more clear, in that I meant Chinese, Japanese, and Korean faces. If you go to the website http://alllooksame.com/ (registration required), check out the Faces exam. I only scored about 70%.

Gonna play Devil’s Advocate here. I’m Asian (Chinese descent) and I have difficulty differentiating between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean at times. If I have difficulty, what about the average “wypipo”?

When and how do you get your kids involved in cleaning up? My daughter is one year old, not yet toilet trained.

I wouldn’t go all the way to call it “lazy”, but in terms of the whole cost-benefit analysis, was it worthwhile to move the entire production to Japan for a few scenes that may not make up more than a few minutes of screen time (just a guess...I honestly don’t know how long the Japan scenes will be), or send the…

When it’s been established that using public funds to pay for sports stadiums diverts funds from things needed by the public (schools, hospitals, infrastructure, etc.), the boosts to the local economy are negligible, and the vast majority of the revenue generated goes straight to team ownership, why the hell is this…

“Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children’s ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie…

Given the world that my daughter is growing up into (she just had her first birthday a couple of weeks ago), I’ve been hoping to enroll her in MMA classes so that she can better take care of herself if and when the occasion comes up, but given the concussion risk that comes with contact sports, I’m starting to rethink…

While Fred Durst may qualify as one of the worst frontmen in rock, Limp Bizkit is worthwhile for Wes Borland’s experimental guitar work. He’s done some brilliant session work doing guest spots on Crystal Method’s Legion of Boom. I do own a copy of Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, which was purchased…

A different kind of company! A different kind of car!

Those are all exclusive to specific regions. Tauros is North America, Heracross is South America, Mr. Mime is Europe, Kangaskhan is Australia/Oceana, Farfetch’d is Asia, Corsola is the tropics.

To someone who doesn’t follow boxing (like myself), Mayweather vs. Pacquiao looked like 12 rounds of hugging and running away. Are we expecting something similar with Mayweather vs. McGregor?

I only play DoA for the articles.

Considering the current administration’s war against the “Liberal controlled mainstream media” and the recent voluntary resignations at CNN, this is NOT a good thing. They need to be at the top of their game and it can’t do that if they are removing key pieces of their organization.

And of course, none of this will affect the Trump presidency. It should’ve ended after the mocking of a disabled reporter, or after “Grab her by the pussy,” or any of the crap he did and said since being elected. At this point, I’m convinced that he could be pushing the world towards nuclear war while raping,…

The only religion that needs to be shut down permanently is the Church of Scientology, which was built from the beginning to be a money-generating entity and engages in harassment campaigns against anyone who disagrees with them.

A small piece of scotch tape does it for me. Replaces the itchy feeling with the sensation of having a piece of scotch tape on my skin. Slightly annoying, but at least it doesn’t itch anymore.

She’s basically Lindsay Lohan redux. A sad byproduct of a crappy home life, being thrust into stardom without family stability to keep her grounded, and certain genetics giving her a specific look.