Here’s another one that had to be torn:

I’m in Burnaby, BC (just east of Vancouver). Drowzees are incredibly common. I’m at 151 seen, 132 caught, which is less than what I’m seeing in Pidgeys (269 seen, 229 caught) and on par with Zubats (153/124).

Refusing your vaccines for your kids doesn’t make you Rosa Parks. It turns your kids into Typhoid Marys.

“That is racist! You, sir, are racist!”

I can attest that driving with the fuel light on for extended periods of time isn’t a good idea. I did that for a while because gas was getting expensive, but now when it’s lit for too long, it triggers the check engine light, which goes out almost immediately after I put gas in it.

Why do you think they’re so many Christians? Because he’s hung like this...

The best moment is the look on his face the instant before he hits the water, which tells you two things: his realization his error in execution, and the realization of how much this is going to hurt.

Here you go!

Paging Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.

You win the internets. And a bad case of Zika.

Further to that, pressure cookers and nails are intended to cook food and assemble two pieces of building materials, respectively. Box cutters are intended to cut boxes. Fertilizer is for helping plants grow. AR-15s and similar weapons have no other purpose than as a weapon. You don’t use guns to light barbecues, open…

Mandarin is slightly easier (only four tones vs nine in Cantonese) and is generally used more throughout China whereas Cantonese is primarily spoken in Hong Kong and South China. There are a lot of regional dialects, but in those respective regions, Mandarin is used as a fallback.

69 counts for every person present? Crap, over a lifetime of pulling my junk out at public washrooms, that oughta make me Al Capone.

3 other people (myself included) thought of this too. Great minds think alike.

This gave me flashbacks to that I Love Lucy episode where Lucy and Ethel work the chocolate factory.

Here’s one from “Weird Al” Yankovic, probably the only artist who had a legitimate beef with Prince.

“You want us to do a guy?”

Marvel has been eating DC’s lunch for years and DC is trying to play catch up, which appears to have motivated the bulk of the creative decisions with this film. And just because a film is DARK, doesn’t mean it has to be dank and joyless. Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the prime example of a film that is dark…