My tickets are already bought and paid for. Should I show up drunk/stoned?

“It sucked!”

Sub-MAIR-en-er. Stan Lee pronounced it so while narrating a Fantastic Four cartoon as well.

If you work on it for about 15 minutes a day, you can learn in about two weeks. I told a guy this and his friends bet him $100 each that he couldn’t do it. He went away for a couple weeks and came back $300 richer. I did not get my cut.

As an Asian, I had no idea “oriental” was offensive until recently. It doesn’t even come close to the Asian equivalent of the n-word that I can’t say here.

Keep in mind, all those books were for Marvel, all of which were done within a rigid, editorial, work-for-hire system (that, and he was just the artist). Joe Madureira does some great work and and is consistent, but Battlechasers had pretty lackadaisical attention to deadlines, which was pretty much emblematic of…

I will still only watch them for the articles.

I can tell you exactly what people will come up with once the game is released. Dicks. Dicks everywhere.

I must politely disagree with you on Spider-Verse. If you stuck around, you would’ve caught Spider-Gwen rebuking Spider-Ham for eating a pork rib sandwich (which essentially makes him a cannibal), which Ham justifies, as he’s a sentient pig (making him a “higher” life form). And as Ham also notes, humans eat monkeys,…

I used to be a retail salesperson at A&B Sound, a Canadian consumer electronics chain store that went under at or around 2008. Their return policies weren’t nearly as generous, but still very open to abuse. When you work for commission, you have to ask questions and inspect every return. Some of the crap people tried…

My PC is about 5 years old (the video card was purchased last year), so I really don’t know how I’m going to sell it to the wife on how I “need” a PS4.

“...and I feel fine!”

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I dunno if it’s just me, but when it comes to sex appeal in relation to amount of skin showing, once you get past a certain point, you experience diminishing returns and it starts becoming a bit of a turn-off. But, to each their own...I withhold judgement, as there’s no gun to one’s head forcing them to buy this.

I concur. It’s the equivalent of watching puppies drowning for 90 minutes.

I concur. It’s the equivalent of watching puppies drowning for 90 minutes.

Obligatory viewing.

I only play DOA for the articles.

Healing factor can be a double edged sword. In The Savage Dragon, the title character had multiple bones broken and his healing factor kicked in before his bones were properly set. When they found him, the doctors had to perform surgery to reset his bones, but had to work very quickly as he was healing right over…

This is the story of my life ever since I got married last year. I was 150 pounds in January of 2014, and I've packed on 10 pounds since then. My mother in law and my wife are conspiring to make me fat (they've basically admitted it) and are actively discouraging me from riding my bike to work ("It's too dangerous on…

Speaking of uses for gift cards, I've been repurposing old gift cards and credit cards into guitar picks using this bad boy, and I'll never have to buy guitar picks again (a single card will yield 6 picks, so I now have a jar that's full of them).