I read it and then washed it down with my first sip of coffee, and it was like, "Yes. Let's do this, Wednesday."

Please understand I am saying this without a shred of sarcasm: It gives me such joy to start a Wednesday morning with news of my evil overlord Martha throwing shade at GOOP. Never change, Martha!

Yeah Maria Kang, I graduated summa cum laude PBK from Cornell at the age of twenty. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE? FOR NOT DOING WHAT I DID. LAZY.

I'd also like to offer another Lady Type up for discussion: those of us who are opting out of having kids by choice, not because we're too focused on our careers to pop out babies or whatever the stereotype is. Some of us just don't care. We'd rather focus on working hard, building solid relationships with the people…

It's not about appropriation — I'm critiquing the way the author talks about a hair trend (i.e., presenting the white experience as universal).

Really? No one?

My dog eats just about anything. When I chop veggies, she'll come thundering into the kitchen and bark at me until I give her some. She especially loves peppers and broccoli. This summer we found out she loses her shiiiiiiit over watermelon.

Black people not amused by white people. (Seriously, white people?)

" House of Versace had everything — wigs, questionable accents, smashed wine glasses, tacky fashion and cocaine cocaine cocaine." — Stepfon is that you?!

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

I also gave up on Glee a while ago, but this is just awful. I understand that it's happening this way mainly because Lea Michele didn't want to delay shooting and keep the crew from their vital paychecks. I think it's a beautiful tribute, but I almost feel like a voyeur, intruding on their real, raw grief. I hope they…

Fuck her dumb ass. Plenty of young artists manage to understand and respect their forebears. She doesn't show respect for anyone, Black or white.

I was in the same situation. I had a total hysterectomy at age 39 (that was 23 years ago) for an early stage of endometrial cancer but never used HRT afterwards. My oncologist wouldn't prescribe them and didn't recommend them, and I'm awfully glad I followed his advice. I had some symptoms of early menopause before my…

I am gonna watch a feces out of this.

I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

ALEX BORSTEIN!

ahhh that fabric! I wants it, the precious!

Kate McKinnon is probably the funniest person at SNL right now.

1) Benedick (Sense of humor, handsome, brave, smart, and totally in love).