That video is like every scene in a sci-fi movie or tv show where the alien tells the humans why we’re so remarkable, in spite of how we’ve spent the entire plot being dicks.

Or, why conservatives aren’t funny, part 8,739,295.

Michelle made it crystal clear from the beginning that she hates politics. We’re just lucky that she put up with us for 8 glorious years.

I follow SJP on Instagram, and she’s really quite sweet. In a not sickening way.

Why does Union only talk about affirmative consent, when the victim testified that she was unconscious for most of the rape, and the dude who left testified that the victim wasn’t moving?

Well what do you know, for once when they say that it’s Toluca Lake, it actually is Toluca Lake.

Is it sexist? I’m not sure it’s possible to know. What would be nice, is if he took the question seriously and considered his answer more thoughtfully.

Yes, another media story about violence from the Sanders camp that ends with the mystifying conclusion that there is a mob mentality on “every side.”

What’s up with the shitty fucking landscaping?

I watched the hearings live. I was in my 20s. What I remember most about it, was going to some mailbox place to ship a package, and the store had the hearings on, and the middle-aged white guy who was running the place said to me “You know what I think?” “No,” I said, not really wanting to hear what he thought. “I…

Can we all just get along?

I had exactly the same response as you. Oh, because it’s Sanders, it’s just an oops and the object of their ridicule is not the man who said it, but the vultures who are “overreacting” to it. Fuck that noise.

President Bartlett would never say that OJ is innocent.

As someone who’s been following Gabi Fresh for years, I’m super fucking thrilled for her.

DOES MORGAN FAIRCHILD KNOW??

According to 538, Senator Clinton was more liberal than 70% of all other DEMOCRATS in the Senate, and 85% more liberal than the Senate at large.

A Discover card. *snort*

Can we revoke that cop’s pension?

“Books on female empowerment proliferate on our shelves. I admire what these writers are trying to do — but they come far too late.”

You said a mouthful!

Their flower budget must be huge.