Telling your vegetarian/vegan friends that they can eat a dish with chicken broth in it is a dick move. No, they won't die but they might get diarrhea or just be really, really, justifiably pissed at you for being such a dick.

I think we're mostly talking shit about her for having a writing job and not being able to you know...write.

This morning I made a piping hot cup of disappointment for my husband. Rich black disappointment, tinged with regret and a sense of impending loss, served piping hot with two sugars and some cream.

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

It should be noted that King has also said that The Shining is a "good" horror film, but a terrible adaptation of his novel. Because it basically loses all the things he mentioned, especially in the two main characters. Jack's descent into madness is not nearly as effective when you have Jack Nicholson, who looks AND…

Sorry, what? I was momentarily transported back in time to a Wet Seal store, c. 1997. On a more serious note, I believe that may be a Betsey Johnson dress.

Sari,

I really enjoy Girls but the way they handled that character was extremely disappointing.

What perfume was this for?

You are one of the few people to acknowledge this. He was a victim, he has a fucked-up view about it. Everyone else is ready to crucify him. What is that called again? Victim something or other. Oh yeah, BLAMING.

"We're in our 20's and we somehow have a ton of money, she should have known we would be dicks. OBVS!"

I know everyone is really rage-y about this, but that whole statement makes me sad. First of all, it doesn't surprise me to see another abuse victim defend their abuser. Here's someone who, as a young, defenseless child, was victimized by abuse AND now thinks it is OK. That is basically how abuser manipulation work;…

I have said it before and I will say it again: singular anecdotal instances are not enough to draw a widespread conclusion.

They have soulless eyes like sharks and snakes. Raccoons are the foot soldiers of the devil.

The worst person in this scenario is the one who decided to make a video in portrait mode.

Several of the dresses are lovely but I am sick to death of 1.) long dresses with sheer skirts and 2.) black (or any color) lace over beige.

But, there's a faster way to kill them AND there's a song about it.

But I thought women who actually used phrases like "my brand" didn't eat lunch. Or much of anything, really.

I see this dickhat here pretty much every morning, blathering on and on about misandry and double-standards and blah blah blah bling bling bling blah. I like to picture him as the Would Not Bang guy, because he probably actually is that guy.

My new weapon is confusion. A couple of days ago, a total stranger told me to smile. I dead-eyed him and told him to do ten push-ups. He had no response.

But yeah, that video is a very satisfying revenge fantasy—not unlike the second half of Deathproof. I love how the same men who are afraid the government is going…