I don’t know how stylists advertise their specialties, but I’ve never had anyone better at cutting curly hair. She tells me she likes doing it because it’s a challenge.

I used to straighten my bangs when I first went to her and she let me know that that was NOT okay. Looking back, she was right of course.

Thanks! My stylist, who loves cutting curly hair, once literally clapped her hands in glee and chanted “Curly bangs, curly bangs!”

I dunno but my stylist loves them and loves cutting them. She considers it a challenge.
Thanks!

What?

All the editing and slo-mo in the world cannot fix that dancing.

If you’re not wearing it for the wedding ceremony, it’s not your wedding dress.

“Authentic frontier gibberish.”

Win. Win win win.

My boyfriend comes from a family of interrupters, and it’s taken me YEARS to break him of it. He still backslides sometimes, but at least he notices right away.

Anyone else think that the finance’s insistence at keeping the cousin out of the wedding because she once criticized him is a huge red flag of a rigidly controlling personality?

You guys know that menopause starts, on average, at 51 years old, right?

I was raised atheist, but after my parents split my mom returned to her hometown and returned to Christianity as well. Now, many years later, she has also become an immigrant-fearing conservative who tolerates racist jokes from her relatives.

Which bred which, I wonder?

I would have a kid if I could have this kid.

Approximately $.57 worth of organic homemade ketchup.

$1 worth of organic homemade ketchup.

With very very few exceptions, Starbucks does not franchise, the stores are all company owned, so no one who demands to see the owner could possibly “work for corporate.”

Above the knee is NOT MIDI.

You’re right, that is creepy.

My husband took my name in my first marriage, because he did not like his own last name. After we divorced, my relatives would not stop asking about it and I mean for years. “Is he still using our name?” “Why wouldn’t he change his name back?”

I was like, look, if you can track him down, feel free to ask him. Oh, and…

Yup, it was awful all right. On top of everything else, there’s the tightly controlled labor matrix that you cannot deviate from, and the fact that managers are counted as floor labor in that matrix, so it’s really tough to actually “manage” much of anything. Starbucks knows exactly how long you will wait in line…