Those seem like very fine pups! The cuteness of the first one was captivating.

After I log in at work, the next tab I open is for Deadspin - Every Day!

How long until someone turns themselves in for the lifetime supply of World Famous and Internationally Known Indiana BBQ?

Will she wash my clothes if I bring them over? Tell her I’ll even fold them myself.

This has become my favorite new gif. You can see McConnell’s evil pea brain shut down for a second.

Cheato obviously has his pants down around his ankles and Punce (notice the lean) is reaching over with his very flexible leg to stroke the mushroom with his foot.

What if we already have herpes?

Millions of teen-aged boys.

I thought they are hyphens now.

But I don’t want to keep my Mother-In-Law!!!!

Take off the chastity belt?

Fuck Melania with a mushroom dick!

The saddest thing is that clip of Flaccido is the most fired-up we Bronco fans have EVER seen him.

Damn Dick Lotion, you channeled him a little too well. Kudos!

Stay off the webs today, goatfucker.

Off Da!

From Booger’s mouth to Elway’s horse ears. We need Flacco and Elway the fuck out of Denver.

So Washington is a bad fortune cookie?