Even cooler if they use their first names.

Belichick can read with his dick? No wonder he’s the GOAT!

This would make a good playlist for the next time I enjoy a 10mg edible.

If I wasn’t so sedimentary, I’d take exception to your metamorphic synopsis.

If you had been my twin in the womb, I would not have absorbed you.

So many questions. So little time.

Maybe Drew wears his huge nuts on the outside of his pants.

This is so raw, so personal. I would read it again. Perspiration as pain. 5 Stars.

We could call it a hando, but, well... you know.

Babies give off a lot of heat. Just have about 17 more babies and everything should be fine. You could also pull a “Goodfellas” and collect the insurance money after that “accidental” fire Vincent will start for you for a mere 5k.

He should walk in front of a speeding truck and get his “reward” as soon as possible and spare us from his continued existence.

Funny and True. Enjoy your star(s).

When you secure all your belief systems and “truths” by the fifth grade, it makes dropping out and enjoying meth much easier. My dad speaks with a heavy Norwegian accent and when my friends or strangers would make fun, he would just say, “I speak four languages fluently, with an accent. You can barely speak one.”

Beavers.

This brings to mind some sweet mammaries.

Dumpy Trumpy thinks the twins are one person because... racism.

Most underrated comment I have see in quite some time. May you reach your goal of 69 stars today!

Guess I am hungry. Jumbotron is what Gronk calls his package.

What a charmer. I’m sure his parents are proud.