That website is a maize.

Skeleton’s Boner would be a great band name.

I thought it was a description of Sarah Palin.

Which corner?

Poor guy. Two wives? It must be a masked suicide note.

To be safe, check to see if you have a forehead growing out of your dick.

Payton Manning has a sevenhead growing out of his forehead.

Who says cumming in a bag isn’t fun??

This was helpful, actually. Are you feeling alright?

Andy Reid doesn’t have a back-up camera on his vehicle either! How may kids on trikes have to die before Andy Reid gets his shit together?

Keep trotting out this kind of funny! It be-hoofs you!

Needed that. Thanks. Nuggets of legal weed on Friday. Check.

Xactly! Bronco fan here. I turned it off until I remembered baseball was on. Elway needs to be put out to pasture.

Manning a stumbling corpse? No Sir, Elway is the stumbling corpse in this franchise because Manning was the last good decision he made.

Scandinavians pronounce the “k” in the word knee. As in Kah-nee.

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

In a few years he’s gonna eat you out of house and home! Although, he seems like the kind of kid that will have a part-time job or two and offer you money for groceries. I can see why you abduc...ADOPTED him.

My advice to you is to not go fuck yourself.