viking1968
FartsInElevators
viking1968
Mar 3 2020
5

We had a Taco Bell taco eating contest at work once for a $100 prize. Upon downing his 11th taco in under 3 minutes, my friend starting sneezing uncontrollably and (he said) a piece of lettuce shot out his nose across the room. Read more

Mar 3 2020
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I feel sorry for his wife. Can you imagine that pasty Lurchy-Frankenstein motherfucker fixin’ to mount? Jebus Christie!

Feb 28 2020
2

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

Feb 24 2020
6

He must have the same cardiologist as Darth Cheney. There is no logical reason why his heart has not exploded based on age and diet. Read more