I badly planned my quarterly TP purchase for right now (single, small apartment, Costco buy) and I’m quite literally SOL. I have 3 rolls left and feel like that should do for a bit but was thinking if I have to revert to using paper towels, which I have a Costco-amount of, I would have to go the Euro route and put the…

Solid reminder that incumbency is a good thing to have. This won’t be easy. Even in the face of two huge global crises, the president’s base will not abandon him. Even as they begin to legitimately panic over the spread of COVID19, they also still kind of think it’s all a hoax perpetrated by the president’s enemies to…

Given how post-modern the evangelical movement’s conception of truth is, that doesn’t really surprise. I mean, post-modernism as an academic theory of truth was never taken all that seriously. The main insight and value of the post-modernist movement was to note that there is a fundamental distinction between what is,…

Why should his inaction on a pandemic bother them? After all, DEAD PEOPLE CAN’T GET ABORTIONS.

Fun fact, the county I live in here in Nebraska has the highest rate of gonorrhea infections in the country.

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

The East Asian Countries have dedicated almost all of their resources and political capital to fighting the spread of this disease. They base all their decisions on science and then go above and beyond science with facemasks that might not work and high levels of public sanitation and personal hygiene. Our country is…

Well, one could argue we’ve had an Acting President for the last 3 years, so... ;) 

Just wait until early next week when he announces plans for the Trump TransAtlantic wall (which Atlantis will pay for).

The number of “Acting” heads of Departments that we have in this country is criminally gross. 

Everyone who voted for this idiot needs to slink off in shame and never vote again. You clearly cannot be trusted with any important decision ever.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving fella.

now quick, while he’s switching things up and actually listening to scientists could someone please tell him that the recommended self-quarantine period is 15 years?

As someone else said online who I can't remember, "now I feel sorry for the virus."

One after another every employee should say they think they have the virus. As soon as the test comes back negative next guy stands up,“cough, cough I feel hot”.   This could keep Trump away for weeks allowing them to work bullshit free. 

I so want this fat bastard to get coronavirus. 

And a punk ass bitch. 

Or roll it.  

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