I liked how many times you called us “brother” in that one! You are a pot pie sage!

You are a gem. Keep shining.

Carrion Birds will be furious!

Agreed, but not everyone has the capability or your skill set to smoke meat.

The word you were looking for was “alternative”. You sure read a lot into my OP. I do have a quality comparison for you, but that would be mean and you probably wouldn’t understand it.

Thanks for clarifying this for me, Professor.

Maybe Brown will have some time to go put his toes in the water and his ass in the sand.

When you woke up today, did you ever imagine you would have the opportunity to ask this question?

Where were you 20 years ago when I was eating ass at LSU?

Why is this a thing people look forward to? Although I have never tried one, they just look disgusting - like mystery meat and sugary sauce. Why not put a pork shoulder and some good BBQ sauce in a crock pot and enjoy some pulled pork sammies at home? Man, I hit 50 and my takes have aged 20 years beyond that.

It can cause an enlarged spleen and diarrhea eyes. Make sure to get all your shots before watching this team.

So now Darnold has brain damage too?

And both countries use an apostrophe.

With that kind of imagination, you should be working for Disney.

And her grandma bat-wings.

Don’t worry, they are butt plug-sized.

Sunday: Buy a bag of 6 unripened avocados at Costco.

“...nothing left in your life but saltines, water and badminton.”

It’s just a race to trot out a new product. Hoof it down to your nearest TB today!

Cloud insurance is a scam. What you need is humidity insurance.