I agree that reckless abandon is the best way to approach breakfast!

Just the shaft.

So’s my ass. I don’t go around selling it in the morning.*

They may just survive without you.

A morning Baconator should not become a thing. Why you ask? Because I will be FORCED to try one and my Dr. will berate me for finally getting my triglycerides under control and then blowing it with one sammich!

Ooooo. Mrs. Renfro’s Mango & Habanero salsa is our family’s go-to for scrambled eggs! We find 5 or 6 varieties at our local King Stupids in Colo.

My Grams had a purse that weighed 20 lbs easy. She had EVERYTHING in there. One day, she let my little sister and me rummage through it for fun. The most interesting thing we found at the bottom was a Stanley screwdriver that had been sharpened into a point. When we asked her about it, she said it was for bad guys if…

The proper description is “moist jockstrap”.

Well, I hear they do have the meats. That guy from Archer told me so.

Hey Hem. Where are people going now that Splinter was taken to a farm upstate?

I agree. Cocoa Pebbles makes the superior cereal chocolate milk.

You are a Mensch.

You have really thought this one out! I can see the advertisement:

Just be glad you can brainstorm a loose idea here on the handy interwebs where you are among friends. 

Some do. The rest go around calling each other Mate and the “C” word.

The good news just keeps on coming. shit...

You just can’t do it. I’ve been trying for over 5 hours. If you say it can be done, I’ll give it another 5, but then that’s it!

So Gowdy is a spoon?

She haunts, in a good way, my dreams ever since I saw this:

Damn good article. thanks