Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

The NFL rakes in billions of dollars and hires people who have dedicated a career, education, MBA, etc. to run every facet of the league but it hires officials who throughout their entire existence as a sports official have been part time employees.

All I knows is, 9 year old me, watching this at a slumber party, on VHS, will never forget that shower scene with her in it.

This movie has aged better than my exes. Hi-yo!

That’s sort of the idea. It’s being dumb to make a point. It's a spoof of the pro-military fascism that pervaded many action movies of the time.

Plus NPH’s military intelligence outfit is, like, straight up Nazi. The other movies may be trash, and this might be a “terrible” adaption of the book, but it’s a great film once you get what’s really going on.

Haha, yes, sprightly Yoda, the bouncing gnome! That you can do things in CGI doesn’t mean you should do ‘em, IMHO. Silly, silly, silly.

You can when the definition of “indie” is outside the studio system. Which the Prequels all were.

I’d say it goes further than “no chemistry”, they seem to have actual antipathy for each other. I’d heard that they dated and broke up over the course of shooting, and I can easily believe that several of the supposedly romantic scenes occurred after a break-up. Portman seems like all she wants to do is get this shit…

Same with me. Phantom Menace can be boring, but in Clones the wheels just come off completely every time Anakin and Padme are in the same scene.

These are not the Jedi Council budget credits you are looking for...

This is good Kinja.

Insert joke about how low a bar that is to clear.

I’m giving your take Blue Steel through the screen right now to cool it off. It is Stiller’s best movie by a landslide.

Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you...

I love that they capture Cesar Romero painting over his mustache.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

Peter Sellers is only in one, but he is in it three times.

Dickless here doesn’t think Ghostbusters is the funniest movie of all time.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.