To me, it’s kind of like the difference between baseball and soccer. If I walk past my local park, I almost always see a group of people playing soccer. After all, it’s easy. You get a ball, a certain number of folk and have at it. Everyone runs after the ball and has a whale of a time.

By the looks of it, he’s used to people handing him things his whole life. Ayooooooooo.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

I should have included this in the original reply, but Mark Twain wrote a little observation about it.

I just purchased the blu-rays when they were on sale a couple weeks ago, because I had finally forgotten my anger at all the dumb additions. Which means it was the first time I had watched the original trilogy in 15 or 16 years.

It is if I head the screams of a million nerds.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I’ll say this. I would love to have a few beers on a boat with Mikey and J. These shitheads are the best example of the harmless, fun-loving Masshole. Whatever they are doing, you bet your ass you’d have fun doing it with them.

I’m not longer sure if it was real or a dream, but I swear I remember a time when a person, instead of posting it in the hope of going viral, would try to hide his ignorance.

How do you say “schadenfreude” in German?

As someone who does design and production (sound) for these kinds of events, I really sympathize with the awkwardness. It’s like you’re paid to be there, the attendees are paid to be there, the company’s staff is paid to be there-usually a few corporate suits are the only people who seem (often way out of proportion)…

One of the original colonizers who settled at Las Salinas, Dominican Republic had the condition, and the remoteness of the village means a lot of endogamy, and over the years the gene was became widespread in the community.

I’m just sad that he turned into a one shtick actor: a pale social outcast with a goofy hat.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Besides a shockingly effective two games for the Giants in the 2012 playoffs

Yeah, but probably not worn by anyone over the age of 10 or under 70.

2003 was a very good year.