Rage quit IRL.

Rage quit IRL.

Next week we see what happens when you plug a chicken into a duck into a turkey.

I post, and 12 minutes later, it was done. My next post will be about how I'd like to win Powerball.

The Xbox One Centipede!

Meh. I want to see video (I'll make one come Friday if nobody has before then) of an Xbox One's output plugged into ITS OWN input.

some people actually livestream as their job.

I understand that. I was being a pedantic douche but trying not to be so obvious about it.

I'm with you, article could use a lot more clarity.

I'm hoping the fitness games use Kinect 2.0's "third leg" processing technology. Nothing but a 12-pack of Diet Mountain Dew between me and Jillian Michaels? Gaming fucking bliss!

There's at least $1,000,000 worth of PS4s there.

Not a chance. There's a lot of PS4s in that pic, but not even close to a quarter of a million of 'em.

You shouldn't go YEARS in between visits to your friends' houses.

My girlfriend is a frequent recipient of Captain Morgan.

I'm not up on my interweb meems, but isn't that picture one you post when you *do* give a fuck? It seems incongruous with the text of your post, in which you imply you *don't* give a fuck.

Tom Clancy was my favourite author in Middle School (and part of High School).

I thought Nintendo already did.

Can I only use this on one mobile device at a time?

That would be ideal. I haven't enjoyed a "Late Night Taco" since I got married.

Google Cache says "yes!" What's old is new again.