What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

A little bit of both.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Nobody cares about hockey, Boomer.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

Damn, this is callous, but I’m glad you said it, as I agreed. Having a child is a choice, and while anyone should be able to have a kid if they want, I’m not sure why they should be able to demand they get additional benefits for doing so.

I wouldn’t worry about it. They had a life insurance policy. That's what it's there for. To protect you and your loved ones in the event of a tragic, unforeseen circumstance.

Nah. You should reproduce with no concern for your child’s welfare, like millions do everyday.

Or, you could just not have kids you cannot afford.

Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

“You’d know about this complete hunk of shit I just dropped seven large on if you followed me on Twitter!”

i love her

Because it is. It has a deity and it has ceremonies, just because a lot more consider it weird or strange doesn’t make it any less “religious”. Being strange and weird make it the the perfect counter to practicing christianity not to mention it’s the yin to its yang.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Doesn’t everyone?

Still waiting for an Arcade to appear in my Mall.