Not knowing anything about stirring butter (the butler is either buying it pre-stirred or does this act himself, I do not know which) is “like you were stirring butter with a rope” a good or bad thing when describing Cadillac gear levers?

Now now

Why are the superpeople fighting each other? I thought they were on the same team.

“Weird beef” should be a required descriptor in every Guy Fieri article.

Can’t wait to see this!

So confusing. All of my videos I post on RedTube are still free!

What Are the Odds of an Alien Megastructure Blocking Light From a Distant Star?

Hi, my name is Plus One!

My XBO has yet to automatically update GT6.

“The Olympics should be held in Greece every four years.”

BBB, I dislike soccer and women’s sports as much as anyone, but if you’re going to drag this out at least do it against the proper target. 14 hours later and you’re still misfiring.

Are those urinals in the pic with the billboard and the hamster-cage litter?

If history has taught us anything, it’s that ya gotta get the right combination of astrologically-compatible players for Pittsburgh.

1. “Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?”

Hey I’m just going to write the same thing as well. It’s for the battery powered version only.

Hey I’m just going to write the same thing as well. It’s for the battery powered version only.

April was last month.....

Oh no, I didn’t mean “uncomfortably close” in a measurement sense. I simply meant that the word “wristable” itself, onscreen, makes the mind effortlessly (yet uncomfortably) drift to “fistable.”

“Wristable” is uncomfortably close to “fistable.”

Can Sony do this too with PlayStations?