Not knowing anything about stirring butter (the butler is either buying it pre-stirred or does this act himself, I do not know which) is “like you were stirring butter with a rope” a good or bad thing when describing Cadillac gear levers?

Now now

Why are the superpeople fighting each other? I thought they were on the same team.

“Weird beef” should be a required descriptor in every Guy Fieri article.

So confusing. All of my videos I post on RedTube are still free!

Hi, my name is Plus One!

My XBO has yet to automatically update GT6.

BBB, I dislike soccer and women’s sports as much as anyone, but if you’re going to drag this out at least do it against the proper target. 14 hours later and you’re still misfiring.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that ya gotta get the right combination of astrologically-compatible players for Pittsburgh.

1. “Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?”

Hey I’m just going to write the same thing as well. It’s for the battery powered version only.

Hey I’m just going to write the same thing as well. It’s for the battery powered version only.

April was last month.....

Can Sony do this too with PlayStations?

No, but if they don’t start preparing them 4 hours early they won’t have time to “rest” under the heat lamps for 4 hours before being sold.

Have you really had many (any?) sellers respond by asking you what a car is?

Big props to those who can run a marathon - I couldn’t even finish this article about running a marathon.

The sublimeyness of this post is wonderful. Thank you.

I am expecting 4 to 6 figures when I put mine on eBay.

John Clayton: DJ Qualls