I didn't realize Clay Aiken was so enormous!

Thank Christ that Derek Smart has yet to make his way to Kickstarter.

Thank you!

I'd suggest just getting fake HIV like Magic Johnson did.

Actually, captalized as you have it, Burlesque describes it quite well.

"How 'bout Jennifer Lawrence?"

Amateur. That's MY shtick, honey.

No, I guess not.

Lost you as a customer, gained me (I have no patience for non-US accents.)

This article is useless without pics.

Perhaps because they upgraded before 1TB and larger 9.5mm drives were being manufactured.

Because it's too small for a loincloth.

"...prison time ranging from thirty months to two years."

"big black boy box"

"By June's big E3 show, if not sooner, we'll surely know what the next Xbox will look like."

That's nonesense!

Wow! I live in your area, and my commute is 15 minutes. Average our commutes, and we're right at our area's average!

>I wonder if this would be a likely scenario in Japan...

"...we don't know what the hardware looks like, how much it will cost, or how many of its online functions will work."

>She shouldn't quit her day job.