Caput?

I have to believe the statute of limitations for spoilers is less than 75 years.

With 5,359 games potentially ahead of it on your list, that's not exactly a ringing endorsement.

>"It seems like there are people that only read these blogs to be jerks and correct mistakes."

Since I only have a few days before my "quit being a pedantic douche about Kotaku's lack of editing" resolution for the new year, I'll mention that your headline "Villagers Accidentally Beat Up Mobile Gamer" could use some rewording.

I would love to move her.

Remember ladies, chin down, eyes up.

I'm surprised Zynga [everyfuckingthing]ville for Kinect isn't a reality yet. Ugh.

I thought Xbox Live displayed pricing using MS Points for everything, rather than displaying "real money" values.

We are not!

+1

Obviously.

I'm glad at least one other person understands.

Lucky. Our schools have an extra 47 minutes of tetherball every day instead of reading.

I like the quotes around "more than." It's as if Luke's still not sure about this whole math thing.

"Not much longer as 24*5=120, so he got about 2 hours more than 5 days give or take. "

"It took him five days to achieve the feat, though"

No. An ethernet port wouldn't help you connect wirelessly to your router any more than a banana would.

"Who breaks a sweat playing a game unless its on a bloomin wii."

"How is it a good thing for a game to be short?"