This is the only thing my husband knows how to cook. He prefers jalapeno cream cheese, turkey bacon, and an everything bagel, specifically.

The funny thing is that the guys who act like this think they are impressing the woman they are on a date with. If they're women you want to spend more than two seconds with, they are not impressed. They are horrified and want to get the date over with as quick as they can. I've seen it. It's the "I'm so sorry, this…

I don't think it matters what area of customer service a person deals with, there are those that believe that if they shout long and loud they will get exactly what they want eventually, and that while logic would seem to dictate that certain things are not available ordinarily, exceptions will be made for them.

In reference to the first story: One has not known "social awkwardness" until one has encountered "redneck swingers".

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

I am gonna guess it comes from being spoiled by their parents. Rather than being told "You will eat the spaghetti cause that is all the food there is", their mom would probably go out and buy them some damn chicken nuggets if they demanded them just because they asked. So now they expect the whole world to cater to…

If you ran for office, I would vote for you.

Nope. In America, at any rate, cafe latte's are made with espresso, whereas coffee is just...filter coffee, no special bean or brewing type. Espresso is pressurized during brewing, meaning you get a stronger brew with less water. Coffee uses a lot more water. If you make a "coffee" latte, it will taste much MUCH…

I didn't realize until you said that that I totally saw it in my head with Hyperbole and a Half illustrations.

The idiot got the idea from a scene out of Third Rock from the Sun. In its original setting - A SIT COM - it's hysterical. In practice, it's just awful.

I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.

The undercurrent of boyfriend douchbaggery here is not lost on me. Either I or one of my girl friends has dated all the assholes above. All the horror and embarrassment just came flooding back. LOL. I have to laugh but only because none of us ended up saddled with these guys. We eventually sobered up enough to…

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…

I have been reading these articles for months now. These make my Monday. I work in tech support, in a call center, and reading these helps me stay sane on our busiest day of the week. And they make all but my craziest calls seem nothing more than weird.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

I have two exes' numbers in my phone as "poo emoji" (just the icon) and "Pathetic Guy."

Ugh, old guys. I dated one and I hated going out to eat with him for similar reasons. I would end up paying most of the time because he would give a 10% tip for good service. He is under 'Douchebag número dos' in my phone for a reason.

Monogrammed Thermosery

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

I don't think you understand what everyone else has said: