Hahaha, haven’t we all dated this guy?

What. A. Dick.

I want to be like your mom.

I stopped at “ARGLE BARGLE” because that really was the crux of the argument.

The first link only covers food allergies as a disability in a school scenario. And in the Wikipedia link there is not a single appearance of the words “food”, “allergy”, or “allergen”.

Where is it established in the law?

This is why I asked if there was a legal reason preventing this. I want to know if there is actually a reason it isn’t done; I understand that it could possibly “constitute a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act”. But I don’t actually know, and I was hoping someone would actually have an answer.

I’m not deathly allergic to anything except bees, so I don’t know. Maybe if I went to a bee farm, and the owners of said bee farm charged $3 for bee-protective clothing, I would be able to answer this question better.

Serious question:

Dane Cook hit on me on the subway when I was 16, after I told him I was 16.

Seeing as my bedroom is 50% dog beds, I love this.

That’s not how this works. Women who participate in male-dominated arenas get much more, much harsher, “hate” than male players do. No one yells “I’m going to rape your skull after I cut your head you off you cunt” at a baseball game.

What? The Civil War ended 150 years ago. Jim Crow laws weren’t abolished until 50 years ago. Even if you don’t think the rampant police violence against people of color is a systemic issue, these things are still in the very recent past.

What? The civil war ended 150 years ago. Jim Crow laws weren't abolished until

I know! I know!

Bjork.

Is Kate Winslet playing an unnamed character?

I wish I had a Memaw just so I could say Memaw all the time.

You used my submission! Awesome. I'm so glad apology-pizza has entered the vernacular.

I realize that this guy was arrested and charged, but I hope that one of the charges was his harassing the women in the bachelorette party. I know that he caused a tremendous amount of damage, and perhaps the punishment carried by the 'destruction of property' charge is greater than a sexual harassment charge, but I…