Hahaha, haven’t we all dated this guy?

What. A. Dick.

I want to be like your mom.

I stopped at “ARGLE BARGLE” because that really was the crux of the argument.

The first link only covers food allergies as a disability in a school scenario. And in the Wikipedia link there is not a single appearance of the words “food”, “allergy”, or “allergen”.

Where is it established in the law?

This is why I asked if there was a legal reason preventing this. I want to know if there is actually a reason it isn’t done; I understand that it could possibly “constitute a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act”. But I don’t actually know, and I was hoping someone would actually have an answer.

I’m not deathly allergic to anything except bees, so I don’t know. Maybe if I went to a bee farm, and the owners of said bee farm charged $3 for bee-protective clothing, I would be able to answer this question better.

Serious question:

Dane Cook hit on me on the subway when I was 16, after I told him I was 16.

Seeing as my bedroom is 50% dog beds, I love this.

That’s not how this works. Women who participate in male-dominated arenas get much more, much harsher, “hate” than male players do. No one yells “I’m going to rape your skull after I cut your head you off you cunt” at a baseball game.

I know! I know!

Bjork.

I wish I had a Memaw just so I could say Memaw all the time.

You used my submission! Awesome. I'm so glad apology-pizza has entered the vernacular.

I realize that this guy was arrested and charged, but I hope that one of the charges was his harassing the women in the bachelorette party. I know that he caused a tremendous amount of damage, and perhaps the punishment carried by the 'destruction of property' charge is greater than a sexual harassment charge, but I…

No, you've made your point clear. The point being made in response is that the position you are actually advocating is still really terrible.

About a decade ago, when I was living in the East Village of Manhattan, I happened upon a topless, sweaty Sam Rockwell on a bench with a beautiful and well-dressed girl in Tompkins square park.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha